"Rumors" by Neil Simon is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud farce that unravels a night of chaos at a posh New York anniversary party. As guests arrive, they discover the host has mysteriously shot himself in the ear, and his wife is missing. What follows is a whirlwind of misunderstandings, cover-ups, and hilarious attempts to keep the scandal under wraps. With Simon’s signature wit and sharp dialogue, "Rumors" is a comedic masterpiece that keeps audiences in stitches from start to finish.